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Honestly…what do you when you can’t sleep? What!!! You masturbate??? My gulay I wasn’t asking what you to get some precious tulog, I’m asking what do you do when you’ve accepted the fact that you will be tossing and turning in bed, and wake up basag the next day???

Again, I work graveyard. Normal people ( daywalkers I mean ), always think we’ve got it easy - puyat ka na eh, makakatulog ka nyan. My friend, you are so so so wrong! For one, you have to make sure your curtains are thick enough, you have an aircon that works properly ( FLUCKIE !!!!), and you’ve pre-conditioned yourself that you will sleep when the sun is up and wake up na may araw pa rin…(hopefully hindi init ang gumising sayo, or worse-gutom).  So, for me, a cup of joe, a sip of caffeine will put me on hyper mode - meaning 10 hours more to go, and I’m still alive and kicking. 3 hours more after work, and 3 bottles of beer too…I would still be wide awake…

So most of the time, I do have these insomniac moments. Yun bang you’re doing nothing but staring at the ceiling, praying " Lord, please send me some meme…Ayoko mawasak sa office bukas! este mamaya pala." But alas…the tic toc seems to be unending…naka 3 dvd ka na, in my case 6 na episode ng Prisonbreak, and you’re atill alive. If you were in my shoe, what do you do? Daming oras eh…

I miss the days when you can just call on someone and talk to them til morning come…Wala ng gusto makipagpuyatan ngayon sa phone. Wala ka namang mapuntahan or makulit, your friends are either at the office or sleeping. Ako lang ang gising!!!!Waaahhh…Corny naman uminom mag-isa. And that’s bad - hangover and puyat…I don’t wanna lose my job that way…AGAIN…hehe…The malls are still closed, and it’s too bright outside to go take a dip in the pool. My unit sits in the middle of Ortigas. Being in a red bikini in broad daylight, is a main attraction for the construction workers of the upper floors of the nearby buildings…nah…Not my type of audience. Kulang nalang pumalakpak ang mga mokong. May maririnig ka pang ( artista ba yun pare (syempre galanggam na lang ang size ko nun no!…diba si juday yan?…wala namang bastusan!on second thought - di ako malulunod kung ako si juday - use your imagination :D)  I try to write sometimes, but when that’s your day job, then the pen and paper is the last thing you wanna see. You can’t do anything physical, cause your body is just too darn drained. It’s your brain that won’t shut off. And you know when it’s worse? When you’re in bed with some hottie, and he’s dosing off already ( preferrably spooning you), AND HINDI KA PA RIN MATULOG!!!! A midnight snack is the last option of all…Ayoko tumaba.

My darling friends…what do you do? Suggestions please…