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Yes, they exist in our world, and they have not submitted to extinction…VIRGINS!As rare as these specimen is at present times, women ( and Godforsaken men! ) are still alive and kicking, roaming the surface of the earth. They are not easily identifiable, as the norm somehow condoles ladies who seem to be vintage instead of fine wine. So they laugh along green jokes that they pretend to get ( pag - uwi from a gimmick - nins, ano yung kups? ) , and try to prove they too, are fun fearless females , sans the sack! Or worse, invent conquers that have yet to happen.

But whether it’s wrong or its right to judge Vs, I don’t really care. My real question is, what the hell can they be thinking when they decide to give it up??? I mean, ehem, and this is a revelation, at around 19, it was more of a peer pressure thing combined with sappy ole teenage love.  I remember going home from a steamy girltalk session where all my friends had covered all the bases and I only had second base to tell. I felt….LEFT OUT. haha.. (sucker!) and the next time I saw my baby…my curiosity definitely got the better of me. I also recall crying when he had left, thinking that shit, now I have got to marry him…and I wasn’t so sure if I wanted to. ( dear ate charo…).

Enough with the drama. My friend’s mom goes: Ok lang bumigay sa una, pag sa pangalaw tanga ka na!!! Not that it was a stupid decision, but think about it, at that age - you could have given it more thought…You believed that love was eternal and this is it (OH! I finally found someone…)… and being "in" wouldn’t have mattered as much. Batang - bata ka nga….hehhehe…

So, pano pag 25 ka na. You know how men think, you have a career that somehow gives you self-esteem, and no one in the world can persuade you to do something you don’t want to. You know you wont get pregnant if you use protection, and everything can be forgotten, come sunrise. And most of all, you can hold your liquor by now - SO STOP USING THAT EXCUSE !!! What qualifies for the big GIVE IT TO ME BABY??? Do you go:

A. Sige na nga - nagising ka isang araw at naisip mo…what the hell. I wanna fcuk somebody!!!RAGING HORMONES IKA NGA! Anybody!!!! ( warning - one hit wonders happen, if he doesnt qualify for improvement of the race. HUWAG NA!!!! AT UTANG NA LOOB, MAKE SURE WALANG VIDEO - HANG MAGAGANAP. You make one mistake today, scandal tomorrow.)

B. Ok, its about time. Wala lang. Nacurios ka. You think that you are woman of the world, can handle everything, all men are just made to render service to us, and you can handle non - commital tumbles in bed. KAYA, GAME KA NA BA???Deal or no deal??? MY ADVICE: Check his reputation…kung biibigay ka na rin lang dahil lang trip mo na, DUN KA NA SA MAGALING. Would you wanna remember your first time as something horrifyingly forgettable?…or WORSE an ALMOST FIRST TIME…you know who you are…tsk tsk tsk…Yung tipong a year later you go like…shit, sino ba ulit yung gagong yun? MAKE IT GOOD SWEETIE…The talents can be honed as you go through the years. What if he has a TECHNICAL DIFFICULTY??? Don’t let him blame you for it! ( Ang sikip mo, I can’t put it in — duh??? Nail Hardener you like??? Any hardener??? ) Aim for the skies… Kahit di na sya masyadong gwapo, basta hindi ka iiyak pag naalala mo or may nunal sa mukha na may buhok…pwede na yun…Walking Tripod??? GO! Pag nakahiga lahat pantay pantay.

c. DESPERADA. Iniwan ka ng bf mo, you caught him sleeping with someone else…and as all women do, you somehow blame yourself for it…Siguro if I did it with him, hindi nya hahanapin sa iba…HEP HEP HEP….Dont do that - pag adobo araw araw kahit gano kasarap, maghahanap pa rin yan ng kaldereta! WEll, I don’t mean to generalize - may babae din namang who simply can not be monogamous. So, throw away that allibi in your head… As my favorite kalbo goes: PAG MAHAL MO, HINDI MO LOLOKOHIN ( Asan ka ba? Miss u ).

In conclusion, love trust and respect would always be the best reasons, as cheesy as it may sound, sex is suppose to be sacred and beautiful ( all though rough and voracious doesnt really hurt ). It should happen like it wasn’t planned, and make you smile, not hide,  the next time you see him.

Let us stop judging our V friends…they too will get to that…in their own time…and all women would eventually be fine wine.

Bato bato sa langit ang tamaan wag magalit….hehe…A lot of people ask me why I turn on my "Who’s viewed me" knowing fully well that it’s a two way street  - they also see you ogling! Well, I really don’t mind…Shows people my taste or in some cases, my freakin curiosity… After all, friendster is the only way to keep track of some of my friends, and on some days, I really really just like looking at some unknowing person’s profile…para bang iniimagine ko na part ako ng buhay nya…(SYET I SOUNDED SO PSYCHO!!!— stalker alert!) hehe…

Well, everyday, my mundane existence gets a bit of a spark when I open my account…careful to check out that "Who’s viewed me" portion… I remember the first time it went on…It took me like three days to notice that it was there! Thanks to the old lay - out, hehe…I was panic - stricken, going "oh my gulay, buko na ko!!!" But to my biggert shock, there were some unwelcome guests to my page as well - topping the list were the current girlfriends of my exes ( masama bang silipin ang ex mo paminsan minsan? kung buhay pa sya? ), as well as the other halves of my crushies, who are unfortunately happily taken ( tinitingnan ko lang naman eh!!!).

I guess Friendster found a way to control the mayhem and realized the lives that they have destroyed, and found a compromise - it would be your choice - to view or not to view? And I made my choice - I wanna seeee!!!! After all, I can take on anyone who wants to give me a slapping for looking at their bebe… I couldn’t just imagine life without the assortment that I get on a daily basis… These voyeurs run all kinds of races and ages - name it, I’ve got it! From your usual onaks running amok in Pinas, to crazy DOM’s asking to be my lifetime partner; and kids, take note 15 year old men - I AM NOT MILF, and umbrella carrying, scooter hopping bumbays…hay.

Once in awhile though, you get a pleasant surprise from a friendly face you haven’t seen in ages, or an interesting view from someone who made you feel special at one point in time but chooses to disappear up to this date ( you know who you are - stop viewing me if youre not gonna call! i am missing you. ), and those you’ve viewed and view you back ( it’s a trip ).

So if you feel that this interferes with your viewing pleasure, think again…it can actually be a thrilling experience…haha…wink wink.