Ever Been Dry- Humped???
I found this website that’s like your modern day dictionary for urband world expressions - meaning to say "like now." And they were quite interesting, to say the least… Some of them I knew already, and a few seemed to be newbies to my ear…
a. Dry- humped: doing it with your clothes on. Like rubbing and spooning, only difference is your partner has a hard - on and your getting all slippery too…Hmmm…think about circumstances that can be a reason for not actually having sex, so it’s OUTERCOURSE….And if you agree to do this with a guy, does that count as allowing him to GET INTO YOUR PANTS???
b. Dick Flick: opposite of chick flick. Let’s take for example, THE ENTOURAGE…sorry, can’t seem to see the logic why guys treat this as a bible. And Vincent Shakes isn’t even that hot. I’d rather watch Van Damme or UFC.
c. Double True: it’s something that everyone agreed upon to be reall really factual…I like that…it’s a unanimous decision! So, did SO and SO have an affair??? THAT’S SO DOUBLE TRUE.
d. Youniverse :The entirety of creation that relates to one specific, narcissistic individual…Guilty as charged. I’m full of myself. hahaha
e. Frenemy : enemy pretending to be a friend. or is it the other way around??? When you get off on the wrong foot with someone, but eventually find him nice to hang out with, but to keep your pride you disguise yourself as still a hater…hehehe
f. Drunk Catcher : Anything that’s getting in the way of a drunk person. . . OK, pag lasing ako…TABI!!!!
g. Couching Distance : anything within distance of the couch …hehehe…guilty ulit…put me on my sofa in front of my tv…and that’s were I’ll stay…
Just some funny thoughts. . . Upcoming birthday is enticing me to be happy.
