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This afternoon, I went driving with an extra cool, (di kagwapuhan pero galing ng sense of humor), friend and thanks to Metro Manila traffic, we started trading bedroom tell tales, of course we kept participating party’s anonymous. And as sexcapade sharing goes with men, they tend to escalate the conversation to topics that will magnify their excellence.Cliche as it may seem, one of his brag-abouts was going down on a sizzling hot lesbian who taunted men for their lack of felacciobilities.So, they get to the dirty dare and after what may be the most motivated performance of his life, his partner belts out: Dude, you suck like a Dike!

So, as my analytical wheels start turning once more, my dear friends out there, would you claim to have a bragging moment in bed? All of us  have aftersex thoughts, but most of the time its all about what your partner did to you thats still keeping you wet a day after. Have you ever stopped to ponder, what was my amazing contribution to last night’s tumble in the hay? For men, what did you do that got her screaming ( which in turn got you screaming too ), and scratching and god knows what other wonderful violent reactions did you stir? For women, what did you do to your beau that almost pushed him into a cardiac arrest? Do we all have a signature move that singles us out from the rest?

I ask my musicians ( mostly men ) this question, and I get a variety of answers with one binding factor - their instrumental specialty seems to carry out in the sheets as well. As horn section players ( sax, trumpet, flute ) would put it - We have awesome lip, tongue and finger coordination. Naks…nicely put. to summarize, drummers have endless power and rhythm ( lalo na yung may lagkit pumalo …hmmm), keyboardists have "fingering prowess," guitarists and bassist - the same, but with more bravado DAW than the pianists. Singers??? i wonder- AH MAHABA HININGA. can hold their breath for a long time. ( fafas!!!) And if this theory holds true, then whats the origin of the saying: BASTA DRIVER, SWEET LOVER??? food for thought…Ilang driver na ang natikman nya bago sya nag-arrive sa conclusion na yan? at anung klaseng tsuper??? Kung walang good morning towel counted pa ba???

Switching to girltalk, what trophies do we hold? Well, some would say that the way they look is more than enough of a medal to take to bed, but I beg to disagree. If we say that its enough to be physically beautiful to be unforgettable, its like claiming that all guys with big dicks are stupendously orgasmic - refer to old blog ( Bad Sex and the Morning After.) Well, ladies,speak up!Some claim to do lap dances and wear kinky outfits, blow their partners away - literally to heaven, or play with themselves…"you watch me, i watch you."

A good friend asked me this week, " How are you in bed?" And my answer was - it depends on my partner. I guess what I’m saying is that above all cheats and tricks, nothing beats an unrivetting connection between a man and a woman. And as orgasms can not be faked ( argumentative! ), the genuine chemistry and sexual compatibility just cant be beat by knowing the right buttons to push…I believe that when you have matched pheromones, and im not talking about love here-im saying good-ole-undeniable attraction; you sort of just know what to do next…Theres no second guessing why you ended up naked together…No regrets the morning after cause the experience was mutually gratifying in all levels, and you can’t replay the signature moves in your head cause you are simply left wanting for more.